May 2013
You’re mean. That really hurt
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I’M NOT STUPID
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dylanquents:
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them
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goobsohard:
The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
nohighs:
“sir, what you did is so illegal that it loops around and now you’re the cop and i’m under arrest. here’s your badge welcome to the force”
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doglets:
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
mattbellamysfolds:
i have two moods: fuck you and fuck me
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crazycatladyxvx:
I feel like every guy I meet is a player. I can’t take it anymore.
rexitall:
You know, I was thinking about it.. and yeah, I think we should fuck.
*brushes cobwebs off of penis* lets do this
roughrimjob:
Its fucking 2013 why cant I unsend a text yet
OKAY YOU NEED TO STOP THIS NOW..IT IS UNNECESSARY
newfoundkeighty:
It’s pretty awesome not having friends
I don’t understand…….
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circumcising:
are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts